Monday, January 28, 2013

It's in YOUR hands, folks

So, someone recently told me there're only two constants in life--death and taxes. I wondered how "death" could be considered a constant in life? Seems like an oxymoron to me. But I digress.

There're also two other constants. Good and bad. There will always be children and perverts. Which sorta' coinicides with the two most popular genres of fiction writing--children's literature and erotica. So, I've decided to accept fate when it's gob-smacking me in the face. I have two choices. I can either fully embrace my inner child and write children's books or jump on the pervy bandwagon, make a load of cash, and delve into erotica.

I put the vote up to you, my brethren.

Shall I next write:

"Mr. Possum's Sore Tooth;"


"Fifty Pockets Of Porn?"

It's up to you. Discuss. Deliberate. Vote.


  1. Go with the possum. The porn's overdone. :)

  2. But, Dianne! It's possible to overcook possum as well.

    (Ouch! Rat-a-tat-tat! I'll be here all week!).

  3. I say do both! I think more male written erotica would be aweseme! ;-)

  4. Mel, combine 'em both you say? "Mr. Possum's Pocket of Porn?"

  5. I like Melanie's idea. If you have ideas for both, go for both!