My second book, Tex And The Gangs Of Suburbia, is out today!
Okay. I'm in a generous mood and being somewhat of a sadist (you should see what I do to my characters!), I'm putting forth a contest.
Here's the cover of the book:
See that girl? She's my favorite character, introduced in this tale. But she's shrouded in mystery. Who--or what (being Tex's universe as it is)--is she?
Whoever writes the most terrible poem about this character wins copies of the two books in the Tex thriller series. Your choice of format.
The rules? The poem should only be four lines long. Rhyming's a bonus. And it MUST be absolutely HORRIBLE. I'm talking Honey-Boo-Boo levels of horrible. Make it awful. I wanna' see such bad poetry, my eyes bleed. I'll give it a week. You have 'til next Monday, the 29th.
In case you're a good poet, well tough luck. You can buy the first two books in the series at the MuseItUp website for the price of one for a limited time: https://museituppublishing.com/bookstore2/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=759&category_id=311&manufacturer_id=277&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1
(The book will be available at Amazon and other locales after Friday.)
Such a bargain! And the books are both true stories! Well...sorta'. Disregarding the ghosts, witches, and stuff.