The other day my wife and I were cruising down Shawnee Mission Parkway, a pretty busy strip in the KC metro area.
A van was in a hurry and rudely cut us off. On the van's paneling, a huge logo was emblazoned reading "Resurrection Remodeling!"
"So much for driving the way Jesus would," I said. "Wait...Jesus didn't drive, did he?"
Soon, another van zoomed up alongside Mr. Resurrection, this time the panel blared out "Almighty Guttering."
"Oh," I said, "there goes his partner!"
God is all around us. And He drives terribly!
I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen!
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