The Last, Worstest Nightmare Ever

Congratulations, America! You've elected an insane, mind-mushed, power-hungry, lying, raping, racist, convicted felon as the leader of our country! Yay! And he's got unlimited power, thanks to you, the American people, and his allies, the Supreme Court! Huzzah! 

I've been playing Chicken Little for some time now, while others around me have been saying "no way Trump's gonna win." But I knew it. Felt it in my craw (what exactly IS a craw?) like an annoying, persistent case of poison ivy. Or V.D., a more apt comparison.

Still, it's mind-boggling that some jackass could win the presidency on the "Stay Outta Prison" campaign.

Yep, it's the worstest nightmare, but somewhat inevitable, too, I suppose. Had Trump not won, it would not have been over, not by a long shot. This guy would've been crying "cheat!" for another endless four years. Wash, rinse, repeat, sigh.

Even though I suspected this tragic outcome, it still baffles me that anyone would have voted for him. Aren't you guys tired of him yet? Even when not president, the orange one dominated headlines over the past four years. He just. WON'T. SHUT. UP.

I have to take it, though, that's what America's all about. I guess. Even though Trump has blatantly said he's just going to be president to the MAGA worshippers, I still have to accept our country's decision.

And, gee, it's just been a couple of weeks, he's not even acting president yet, but let's look at some of his stellar accomplishments so far... hmmm... well...

Oh! Matt Gaetz has been picked as attorney general. Clearly, he's the right guy for the job as he's an alleged child sex trafficker. This just gets better and better!

Let's see...okay! We have a covid denier and an anti-vaxxer, please welcome RFK, Jr., the obvious perfect candidate for Secretary of Health.

Secretary of Defense? A natural! Pete Hegseth, of course, a Fox news commentator who's been accused of sexual assault, a fine choice.

The list goes on and on, a veritable clown car of MAGA acolytes and ass-kissers and billionaire buddies with no experience.

You guys asked for it. Now you're gonna get it. (My wife has a new slogan: "Let's make politics boring again!")

The title of this blog post is "The Last, Worstest Nightmare Ever." Why is it the "last?" Because the next four years could truly be apocalyptic. But, also, it's the last time (at least for the foreseeable future) that I'm going to rant about Trump. I give up. I concede.

How am I choosing to go forward? By ignoring the news. For eight years, I've been on the edge of my seat regarding Trump and his cronies' antics, hoping they would end. No such luck. So I'm going back to being blissfully ignorant. I was happier back in the day, when politics (or what passes as "politics") didn't bother me. I've heard what Trump says, read what he thinks, know what he's capable of doing, no need to doomscroll through it all over again. Until he blows up the world, it's no matter to me.

Last week, I got in an argument with a friend. I ended it by saying "fine, you just go on your merry way with your raping, racist president." After a long moment's silence, she says, "he's not a racist...he's NOT a racist."

Ain't it funny how she didn't negate his rapiness? As has over half our country? They're treating his rape allegations like a "character flaw."

And everyone I know who voted for Trump, always prefaces their choice by saying, "I don't like Trump. He's kind of a jerk. But, hellz yeah, I'm voting for him."

Huh.

How does that even make sense?

Whatever.

I'm done. Welcome to the new world.

Peace out!