I like modern art. Contemporary, pop, surrealistic, post-hipster-ironic, there's a place for all of it. In fact, when visiting the Nelson Art Museum on the Plaza, I prefer the modern wing to the stodgy ol' masters of yesteryear.
But this...THIS...
Where do I begin? An Italian "artist," Maurizio Cattelan, duct taped a banana to a wall and called it ART. He's duped many a critic--and pretentious would-be critics--into deeming it a masterpiece. A masterpiece of crap and scamming maybe. Get this...Cattelan made three different versions of this messterpiece and recently, the second one sold for $6.2 MILLION dollars! Yep. You read that right.
Cattelan calls this grift-work "Comedian." I can see why. He's laughing all the way to the bank.
What really gets my goat is that the guy who bought it ate the friggin' banana at a press conference! $6.2 million bucks down the drain. Hell, some third world countries could be fed for that kinda cash-drop. Grrrr...don't get me going.
The purchaser in question was a cryptocurrency tycoon (reportedly of questionable criminal concerns) who explained, while chowing down on his expensive art, that "the real value is the concept itself" and compared it to a crypto asset. Which opens up a whole new level of mind-buggery and grifting.
Where do we draw the line on what constitutes "art?" Can I hang a pair of my dirty underwear from a flag pole and charge a half a million (I'm not greedy!) for this brilliant contemporary commentary on the filth that secretly underlies the white picket fences and manicured lawns of suburbia?
To paraphrase Sigmund Freud (one of the greatest stand-up comedians of his era), "sometimes a banana is just a banana."
Maybe I'm just mad I didn't think of this scam first.
Happy New Year!
Speaking of grifters, check out the cover on my supernatural horror comedy, Demon With a Comb-Over! That's all I'll say about that!
