Pages

▼

Monday, February 18, 2013

Y'all Know What's Weird?

I'm here to tell you, so simmah down now.

I have an amazing amount of friends who keep losing their money and luggage overseas. Friends I haven't thought of in a while (sometimes friends I don't even remember. I know, right? Old man brain!). I'm a pretty nice guy. I do my thing. I send money whenever my friends inevitably lose cash and baggage. It happens.

But, not even a thank-you or a fruitcake at Christmas? What's up with that?

I mean it's one thing to support a Nigerian ambassador who's seen better days (this guy's gotta' be making progress now that I'm consistently sending him cash), but maybe it's time to lower the hammer.

I mean it. Next time one of my friends are locked out of their hotel rooms overseas? I'm going to SERIOUSLY think about it. Maybe make 'em wait. Make 'em sweat. Then send money.
at

3 comments:

  1. TanjaFebruary 19, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    Dear Sir/Madam,


    I am very sorry If I interfere in your privacy, I am from Benghazi, Libya, I am 44years,a Widow, my husband died during the political problem in Libya, I am in difficulties now and I need your urgent help and this concerns my future and my family members. Please may I know if you can be in position to help?

    Please upon your interest to assist me I shall furnish you with details on exact what help I require from you.

    Please reply via my personal email: h.hassan11@aol.com

    Remain Blessed
    Mrs. Haisha Hassan

    ReplyDelete
  2. TanjaFebruary 19, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  3. TanjaFebruary 19, 2013 at 4:31 AM

    You have been selected as one (1) of the winners in this months Facebook online splash promo selected from all the region connected to the face book network Europe, South and North America,Australia Asia, Middle East and the Africa, through our internet processing unit. Your User name as the 5th beneficiary in this promo was chosen at random by our Digital Random Internet Processing Service (D.R.I.B.P.S) which won for you 1, 200.000.00 USD One Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollar and your reward is coming from the interest generated from advertising and copyrights from the facebook network.Provide your Online Coordinator with the listed information's below to enable him process your winning certificate.


    FULL NAME:
    FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
    MOBILE PHONE NUMBER
    OCCUPATION:
    MARITAL STATUS AND AGE:
    NATIONALITY / COUNTRY:
    AMOUNT WON:
    YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS:

    Also request from him the following confidential informations as stated below which will be used to claim your funds:

    TICKET NUMBER:
    MATCH NUMBER:
    SERIAL NUMBER:


    All Correspondence to:
    Mr Lewis Jesse
    Email: lewisjesse_facebook@kimo.com

    Regards
    Facebook Newtwork World-Wwide (c) 2013

    ReplyDelete