A while back, I had a very restless, insomnia-filled night (that's not the unusual part of this true, traumatic tale). When I finally bu...

Recently I discovered something of great anthropological interest; a new breed of humanity that inhabit an island, far, far away from civili...

I miss my mom. But I do swan (and all of you should know by now that I abhor "swanning"), she used to put me through the ringer. O...

Four days ago I was stretched out on the love seat, covered in a blanket and wearing a jacket. "Honey, I think I'm sick." ...

There are many things I do or say that bugs my wife. Off the top of my head, she loathes when I say "Yessireebobcattail!" I'm ...

  Several weeks ago, I managed to get (most of) "the band" back together. Just as we had done over 40 years ago, laughs were spill...

I suppose it's my fault really. No one to blame but myself. To fully comprehend the following tragic tale of insanity, jump with me, if ...