I swan (and you all KNOW how much I hate swanning), once you hit a certain age, it all goes careening quickly downhill from there. Take my l...

In our household, the breakdown of duties have been divided up. Having drawn the short straw, I got toilet cleaning detail. Now admittedly,...

The politeness of our friends across the sea, the British people, never ceases to amaze me. It even extends into popular culture. The other ...

  On occasional weekend nights, my wife and I enjoy dinners of wine and cheese (and not to worry, Mom Patricia! Carrot sticks, too, I promis...

Even as a kid, I was a tree-hugging pacifist. So when I first became aware of the draft, the possibility of my being torn from the safety of...

I have recurring nightmares. Unsettling ones where I've committed a murder and the law is slowly closing in on me. We'll call them ...

Take John Wayne...PLEASE! You know, I've never really liked John Wayne. I thought his acting was more wooden than Pinocchio. (I know, I ...