I have recurring nightmares. Unsettling ones where I've committed a murder and the law is slowly closing in on me. We'll call them ...

Take John Wayne...PLEASE! You know, I've never really liked John Wayne. I thought his acting was more wooden than Pinocchio. (I know, I ...

  Last week we lost our beloved Mr. Loomis.  We knew what we were getting in for when we adopted him at the age of 11, but it doesn't ma...

  And you got it! Happy now? (And no, the price of eggs isn't coming down.) Please, please, please to our friends in England and Canada,...

PARTYYYYYYY! (Or not.) As an educator, my wife has been on spring break this week. And while students everywhere have been departing for war...

My wife was watching a new show. I asked her what it was. "Watson," she said, clearly wanting me to shut up. "Well...what...

Spotted Dick! Go on. Think about it. Now say it out loud. It's okay. Presumably you're at home while reading my blog, so it's fi...