Well, yes they do. Wait... No, they don't. I mean they don't suck in the way you'd want them to suck, but on principle, they fig...

Well. The uprising has started earlier than I thought it would. And it wasn't robots OR apes. Nope! It came from a surprise insurgent gr...

My wife says to me, "What do you think about pescatarians?"  I shrug and say, "Hmmm. Kinda indifferent, really. Aren't th...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the house... And just like a crappy movie sequel that nobody wanted except for creatively-de...

Last week, tragedy struck. The electricity went out in my house for five days. Now, before you say, "Stuart, that hardly constitutes a ...

The reigning king of capitalism, Amazon, believes they have my number. They feel they know me very well. To my shock, horror and amusement, ...

In keeping with my rather dangerous (and at times unsavory), impulsive habit of eating before thinking, I picked up a chow mein noodle off t...