Back when I was single, I had a haunting. We'll call it the "Ghost of Christmas Past," because it took place in Summer, but wa...

My wife and I are living in a war-zone! Except we're under fire from our trees, not people! They've turned on us, declaring war, and...

You guys ever visit little Godland, Kansas? Well, don't! Trust me... It's a small, ironically Godforsaken little rural armpit of a t...

We've all had 'em. I'm not talking about bullies. I've enjoyed those, too, mostly because I was an overweight kid. (Fun fact...

I feel so safe with Mr. Loomis having my back. For you see, he's my bodyguard. It's not like we chose him to do this job. We didn...

I didn't want to do it. I never envisioned myself doing it. But, recently, I went full-on Karen on a poor, hapless assistant manager at ...

I've got nothing against Melissa Etheridge. She's never done anything to me. But apparently she had to my friend. So in my endless e...