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I have a confession to make. I'm Stuart and I used to be a comic book fan. There. I said it. It's kinda weird, though. When I used t...

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As I lay on the doctor's table getting punctured, drained, and filled up with various mysterious fluids, I asked myself, how in the hell...

There's an insidious, very frightening type of person that's hell-bent on getting in your face and taking away your freedoms! They...

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