No one believes kids, especially parents. I still carry a grudge over the long-ago case of being falsely accused of...* gasp *...making face...

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! Vrooooooom! "Say, Leroy, you spot that fella over yonder? On the sidewalk? One with the sign?...

One of our new dogs, Mr. Loomis, is a licker. No, not the fun kind of human-loving, face-licking dogs. I mean "the other kind" of ...

The past thirteen months have fostered a lot of addiction. Of course I'm talking about the vilest form of addiction around, the most ins...

The other day I was dying on the treadmill. My wife walks in and says something, but I can't remember what it was. (Side note to my ...

Okay, I didn't really terrorize kids for fun. It was purely an accident. A little back story... Next door, a really great young couple m...

Man, I do hate "Alkatraz Packaging." You know what I'm talking about... The type of packaging that sadistic packagers gleefull...