Recently, spectators caught sight of this bizarre, tireless creature outside of President Trump's golf course, spouting air through its ...

You know, with all my recent angry posts about current politics and the state of the world, you'd think one of those posts would have be...

Because of my stellar, fiery journalistic skills (i.e., making crap up), I've uncovered the shocking truth behind why Nevada took foreve...

Four days and still counting the votes! Agghhhh! I want this crap over with. This election--the divisiveness, the anger and animosity toward...

Boo! Boils and ghouls, I didn't mean to scare you with the photo! BOO! Ha, did it again. Gotcha! Sorry.  But I'm scared, too. We...

Appearance is everything, boys and girls. You never know when you may be out in public or appear on the news. So, for a happier and healthie...

Say there, Mr. Average American! How are you? Looking quite dapper, I see. Say, is all this nonsense about the fear of Joe Biden turning our...