No matter when I get in the shower, my wife decides it's the perfect time to flush the toilet upstairs. For some odd reason, the water t...

We all know not to drink and drive. "Drunk Dialing" is another no-no; although, these days, I suppose it's called "Intoxi...

The good news? My mom finally decided to downsize from her house to a small apartment. Yay! No more mowing her yard and all the other upkeep...

During my trip (and subsequent imprisonment) in Grapevine last week, I encountered surely one of the world's worst waiters ever. Let...

We just got back from a trip to Grapevine, Texas. My wife had a conference to attend there. I tagged along. I'd like to consider myself ...

I pondered it. Studied it. Looked it over. A man of inaction, that's me. But the alien objects in the backyard fascinated me. Not the ...

So, I lived through the "Polar Vortex," and not much changed. It's kinda' like how I thought I'd be feel a lot differe...